If You Give a Kate Some Pie

If you give a Kate some pie with ice cream, she's going to want some lactaid to go with it.
When you bring her the bottle, she will say, "just three."
Once you've found three, she will ask you to put the bottle back,
and while you're up there, to grab her a bottle of water.
When you go to grab some water, you will have to return and tell her there are no more bottles.
When you tell her there are no more bottles of water, she will refuse filtered tap water.
Once she has refused filtered tap water, she will ask for some gatorade.
Once she has the bottle of gatorade, she all ask for a glass of ice to go with it.
Once she has her gatorade over ice, she will need a straw to drink it.
Once there is a straw in her drink she will remember there are bottles of water in the car.
Once she has remembered there are bottles of water in the car, she will get up to go get one.
She will go outside to get her bottle of water, while she is up she will let the dogs outside.
After the dogs are outside, she will have to let the dogs back inside.
After the dogs are inside she will have to yell at them to stop destroying her house.
After she has yelled at the dogs to stop destroying her house, she will put them in their crates.
After she has put the dogs in their crates, she will decide to tidy up the kitchen
While she is tidying up the kitchen she will see some pie.
After she has seen the pie she will decide she should have some pie and ice cream.
When you bring her pie with ice cream, she will tell you she needs some lactaid to go with it.

Inspired by my husband and Laura Joffe Numeroff.

~K